Wedding Day congratulations

My good Bubba,

So you’ve gone and done it! You’ve fed from the trough of civil union and became hungry for more. It’s quite apparent that you’re a glutton for punishment because this decision of yours has brought you closer to the verge of insanity than you’ve ever been before. Fuck the sane, they’re weak and will get eaten by the Y generation rats that are touted as being the overlords of all things to come, if you believe what the fucking ‘media’ have to say.

I have had a night and a morning to consider the process and consequence of your actions and have come to the conclusion that this is a sign of the end of the world, and I‘ll be a dog-fucker if I don’t have my say it, especially considering that I’m just starting to enjoy it here – tequila, beer, woman, yeah this place ain’t too bad.

Don’t mistake this message as a slight on the lovely Christina, whose heart you have somehow managed to sway with a mix of hard drugs and voodoo. The fact is that she is far too good for someone as fucked up as yourself, someone who was once innocent and has had her innocence ripped away by a psychotic maniac with the morals of a SS officer and the wit of J Edgar Hoover.

My only hope is that she comes to her senses and leaves you out in the desert on a weekend away. All she has to do is lure you out with promises that appeal to your lecherous nature, the fucking animal that has crept through your brain and has made you as evil as the love child of Howard and Bush.

But since whatever drugs and voodoo magic you wove to get this far are considerably strong, I have to assume that this won’t happen. All I can say is I hope you are fucking happy with yourself and that I’m honoured to be by your side when, at the service, the earth becomes black and the final piece of the apocalypse jigsaw has come into fruition. I’ll find my best flower girl dress and load up the M60, and we’ll get this motherfucker on the road!

May god or Buddha or whatever have mercy on our souls, because once this is done, who knows what powers we will unleash on this unsuspecting world.

Much Love,

Buffalo Soldier